I'm a lily-livered, bleeding-heart, liberal, egghead, communist.

TONY BENN TONY BENN TONY BENN TONY BENN TODAAAAY!!!!!!

"I’m Ed Fucking Miliband. You don’t know a fucking thing about me. I’m Ed Fucking Miliband. I like to party, fuck, and fight Tories. And I’m bored of the first two. I’m Ed Fucking Miliband!"

Aaand tomorrow…

Aaand tomorrow…

Seeing Marcus Brigstocke tonight. He better not be shit.
Anywaaay, ladies and gentlemen, the Fringe has begun!! Comedy, music, art, drama, politics, many, many drinks, and CLUBS ARE OPEN TILL 5!! :D 

Seeing Marcus Brigstocke tonight. He better not be shit.

Anywaaay, ladies and gentlemen, the Fringe has begun!! Comedy, music, art, drama, politics, many, many drinks, and CLUBS ARE OPEN TILL 5!! :D 

The Glorious Edinburgh Fringe…

Summer 2011:

Comedian: Ok, so um…how many Tories does it take to change a lightbulb?

Us: BahahahahahaTORIEShahahaha lightbulbs ;_;

Comedian: ? I-I haven’t even said the punchline yet…

Us: HAHAHAHAHAohgodTORIES

Comedian: …The er answer is, none: they just wait for a LibDem to set himself on fire…

Us: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALIBDEMSHAHAHAHAHAohmygodbestjokeeverrr

Comedian: ….

I fucking love the Edinburgh Festival, hopefully this year there’ll be even more quality jokes like this and we will embarrass ourselves in front of a silent, disinterested crowd and make the poor amateur comedians feel uncomfortable.

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