TONY BENN TONY BENN TONY BENN TONY BENN TODAAAAY!!!!!!
"I’m Ed Fucking Miliband. You don’t know a fucking thing about me. I’m Ed Fucking Miliband. I like to party, fuck, and fight Tories. And I’m bored of the first two. I’m Ed Fucking Miliband!"
Comedian: Ok, so um…how many Tories does it take to change a lightbulb?
Us: BahahahahahaTORIEShahahaha lightbulbs ;_;
Comedian: ? I-I haven’t even said the punchline yet…
Comedian: …The er answer is, none: they just wait for a LibDem to set himself on fire…
I fucking love the Edinburgh Festival, hopefully this year there’ll be even more quality jokes like this and we will embarrass ourselves in front of a silent, disinterested crowd and make the poor amateur comedians feel uncomfortable.